What headlines hit the news? Newspapers carry those which their sponsors want you to hear about. Today it's about how many people got melanoma's from suntan beds, sponsored by dairy farmers who need people to buy their smelly milk products.
Vitamin D is free from the sun.
You are supposed to walk in the sun, work in the sun all day long. Do it! Get some excercise go outside in the sun when the sun is shinning.
Milk is white. The grease from it comes straight out through your anus but it is not visible because it is clear. That's why milk eaters-drinkers smell disgusting. Don't impose your smell on people, it's so rude! Only calves are supposed to drink cow's milk. Think about it.
People only digest cows milk until about age seven. Children are supposed to drink their mother's milk until that age, they have factors which help them to digest it(lactase-an enzyme).
Cheese tastes nice because it has salt in it. Have some salt instead.
Milk tastes nice because it has sugar in it, lactose is another name for sugar, have some sugar instead.
Sugar and salt are bad for you too but first wean yourself off the cows milk for goodness sakes!
Stop burping and farting that hydrogen! It really stinks. The trees don't need it, they prefer carbon dioxide. Give your local trees and plants a treat, breathe in the air, take out the oxygen you need and give them back pure carbon dioxide not the hydrogen which is a waste product of trying to digest the milk of an animal which has four stomachs and stops drinking it when it becomes an adult.
Your fart-gas smells really bad! So stop that farting! Do stop being bloated with gas and or blistered insides too.
If you eat too much sugar and or fats within a short period of time your insides will blister and swell up and when you go through the airport they will laugh at your shape on the sensor.
Stop eating too much sugar and fat right now!
Don't worry about the dairy farmers, they will find something else to do.
Save money, have an energy efficient digestive system today. Have a flat stomach, no gas etc. Do it and save the planet.
